136 lines
2.7 KiB
Go
136 lines
2.7 KiB
Go
// Copyright © 2016 Daniele Tricoli <eriol@mornie.org>.
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// All rights reserved.
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// Use of this source code is governed by a BSD-style
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// license that can be found in the LICENSE file.
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package main
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import (
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"fmt"
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"math/rand"
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"time"
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)
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var phrases = [...]string{
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"On Friday the thirteenth of December",
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"Bruce & Bongo discovered Germany's most successful word: Geil",
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"(G-g-g-g-g)",
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"(G-g-g-g-g)",
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"(G-g-g-g-g)",
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"(G-g-geil, g-g-geil)",
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"The disc-jockey's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"The disc-jockey's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"I said the disc-jockey's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"I said everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"We're so geil",
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"Bruce is geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"Forty, love",
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"Forty, fifteen",
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"Forty, thirty",
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"D-d-d-deuce, d-d-d-deuce",
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"Advantage B-Be",
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"Advantage B-Be",
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"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
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"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
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"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
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"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
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"B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"B-B-B-Boris, B-B-B-Boris",
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"(G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Affen sind geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Affen sind geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Affen sind geil",
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"Affen affen geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Affen affen geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"I said Affen affen geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"Ich bin geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Du bist geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Wir sind geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"I said everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"We're so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"We're so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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"I'm so geil",
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"Geil",
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"We're so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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"I'm so geil",
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"Geil",
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"I lose control 'cause I'm a creature of the night",
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"Hahahaha",
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"We're so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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"I'm so geil",
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"Geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"I'm so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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}
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func main() {
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rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())
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fmt.Println(phrases[rand.Intn(len(phrases))])
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}
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