1
0
Fork 0

Initial import

This commit is contained in:
Daniele Tricoli 2016-04-27 01:47:28 +02:00
commit ef75a9d398
Signed by: eriol
GPG Key ID: 8BAF522C0D6CCEDD
4 changed files with 176 additions and 0 deletions

2
.gitignore vendored Normal file
View File

@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
*.swp
g-g-g-g-geil

27
LICENSE Normal file
View File

@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
Copyright (c) 2016, Daniele Tricoli <eriol@mornie.org>
All rights reserved.
Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
* Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, this
list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
* Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice,
this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the documentation
and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
* Neither the name of the copyright holder nor the names of its
contributors may be used to endorse or promote products derived from
this software without specific prior written permission.
THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS"
AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE
DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT HOLDER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR
SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER
CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY,
OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE
OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.

12
README.md Normal file
View File

@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
# g-g-g-g-geil #
`g-g-g-g-geil` will remember you that *everybody's geil*.
For details see the [original video clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_P3uwRiimo).
## Install ##
```console
% go get eriol.xyz/g-g-g-g-geil
```

135
main.go Normal file
View File

@ -0,0 +1,135 @@
// Copyright © 2016 Daniele Tricoli <eriol@mornie.org>.
// All rights reserved.
// Use of this source code is governed by a BSD-style
// license that can be found in the LICENSE file.
package main // import "eriol.xyz/g-g-g-g-geil"
import (
"fmt"
"math/rand"
"time"
)
var phrases = [...]string{
"On Friday the thirteenth of December",
"Bruce & Bongo discovered Germany's most successful word: Geil",
"(G-g-g-g-g)",
"(G-g-g-g-g)",
"(G-g-g-g-g)",
"(G-g-geil, g-g-geil)",
"The disc-jockey's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"The disc-jockey's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"I said the disc-jockey's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"I said everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
"We're so geil",
"Bruce is geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil",
"G-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil",
"G-g-g-g-geil",
"Forty, love",
"Forty, fifteen",
"Forty, thirty",
"D-d-d-deuce, d-d-d-deuce",
"Advantage B-Be",
"Advantage B-Be",
"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
"B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"B-B-B-Boris, B-B-B-Boris",
"(G-g-g-g-geil)",
"Affen sind geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"Affen sind geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"Affen sind geil",
"Affen affen geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"Affen affen geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"I said Affen affen geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
"Ich bin geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"Du bist geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"Wir sind geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"I said everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
"We're so geil",
"You're so geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil",
"G-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil",
"G-g-g-g-geil",
"We're so geil",
"You're so geil",
"I'm so geil",
"Geil",
"We're so geil",
"You're so geil",
"I'm so geil",
"Geil",
"I lose control 'cause I'm a creature of the night",
"Hahahaha",
"We're so geil",
"You're so geil",
"I'm so geil",
"Geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil",
"G-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
"Everybody's geil",
"G-g-g-g-geil",
"I'm so geil",
"You're so geil",
}
func main() {
rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())
fmt.Println(phrases[rand.Intn(len(phrases))])
}