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g-g-g-g-geil
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Copyright (c) 2016, Daniele Tricoli <eriol@mornie.org>
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All rights reserved.
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Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
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modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
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* Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, this
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list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
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* Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice,
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this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the documentation
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and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
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* Neither the name of the copyright holder nor the names of its
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contributors may be used to endorse or promote products derived from
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this software without specific prior written permission.
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THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS"
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AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
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IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE
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DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT HOLDER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
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FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
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DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR
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SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER
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CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY,
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OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE
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OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
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# g-g-g-g-geil #
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`g-g-g-g-geil` will remember you that *everybody's geil*.
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For details see the [original video clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_P3uwRiimo).
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## Install ##
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```console
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% go get eriol.xyz/g-g-g-g-geil
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```
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// Copyright © 2016 Daniele Tricoli <eriol@mornie.org>.
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// All rights reserved.
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// Use of this source code is governed by a BSD-style
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// license that can be found in the LICENSE file.
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package main // import "eriol.xyz/g-g-g-g-geil"
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import (
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"fmt"
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"math/rand"
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"time"
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)
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var phrases = [...]string{
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"On Friday the thirteenth of December",
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"Bruce & Bongo discovered Germany's most successful word: Geil",
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"(G-g-g-g-g)",
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"(G-g-g-g-g)",
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"(G-g-g-g-g)",
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"(G-g-geil, g-g-geil)",
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"The disc-jockey's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"The disc-jockey's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"I said the disc-jockey's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"I said everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"We're so geil",
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"Bruce is geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"Forty, love",
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"Forty, fifteen",
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"Forty, thirty",
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"D-d-d-deuce, d-d-d-deuce",
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"Advantage B-Be",
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"Advantage B-Be",
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"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
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"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
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"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
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"Advantage B-B-B-Becker",
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"B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"B-B-B-Boris, B-B-B-Boris",
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"(G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Affen sind geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Affen sind geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Affen sind geil",
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"Affen affen geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Affen affen geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"I said Affen affen geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"Ich bin geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Du bist geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Wir sind geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"I said everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"Everybody's geil (G-g-g-g-geil)",
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"G-g-geil, g-g-geil",
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"We're so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"We're so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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"I'm so geil",
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"Geil",
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"We're so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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"I'm so geil",
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"Geil",
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"I lose control 'cause I'm a creature of the night",
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"Hahahaha",
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"We're so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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"I'm so geil",
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"Geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil, g-g-g-g-geil",
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"Everybody's geil",
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"G-g-g-g-geil",
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"I'm so geil",
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"You're so geil",
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}
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func main() {
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rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())
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fmt.Println(phrases[rand.Intn(len(phrases))])
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}
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